Well, I guess the first step is to come up with names to identify the people involved, I figure its easier to start not giving real names, than come back later and trying to hide all evidence.

My parents are Nurse Mummy, currently in her early 50s and Dad, currently in his early 60s, there is almost exactly 10 years difference in age between my parents.

Then there is my older brother Adam he is currently 22 and a mechanic and his girlfriend Delilah a hairdresser who is 19. I kind of like those name changes, he came first and she cuts his hair.

Then there is me Ella, I have kept my own name, purely because I know if I tried to give myself a new name I would screw it up too often. I am currently 21.

Then come the three younger sisters, Layla at 20, Dymphna at 17 and Ivy who is currently 14.

We have a spinster Aunt Judith who lives nearby and is very closely involved with all the family members, I love her very dearly even though sometimes she can be a little over the top.

Finally  comes Layla and Dymphna’s significant others, although using that term for them could be a mistake.

Layla is in love with Rhodes, who is an American boy she has met twice, and is planning to move to Australia to be with her.

Dymphna has little to no luck with men,  but is currently with yet another burnt out stoner named Tristan. They separate and get back together on a regular basis.

Once I get my catharsis from writing this all down, I will look into behaving like a proper blogger, you know, posting pictures of my cat with things on his head, and getting involved with the blogging community.